Vizio-I Could've Had A Vizio...Instead I Got A Pair Of Shoes!-Huh?! in City of Industry, California For Sale

OK GUYS ... THIS IS A REALLY SAD STORY ... BUT EVEN MORE SAD IS THAT IT IS TRUE. ONCE THERE WAS THIS GUY (ME!!!) THAT WAS IN A "BIG" DILEMA. THE "LITTLE LADY" WAS HAVING AN EXTREMELY "BAD" WEEK AND I COULDN'T GET HER OUT OF HER "FUNK!" NO MATTER WHAT I TRIED THE ANSWER WAS ALWAYS ... "NO, I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THAT, BUT YOU CAN GO" OR "GO AHEAD, YOU CAN START EATING WITHOUT ME, I'M NOT HUNGRY". OK GUYS ... GO AHEAD AND LAUGH OR MAKE YOUR "SNIDE" COMMENTS SUCH AS ... "YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE WITHOUT HER" OR "YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO EAT WITHOUT HER" BUT I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN THERE TOO!! SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN ME THOSE SAD "PUPPY DOG" EYES AND A "SLIGHT" LOWER GRIN (WHATEVER THAT IS?). THE "LITTLE LADY" WAS DOWN IN THE DUMPS AND I WAS SLOWLY STARTING TO FOLLOW HER.
SUDDENLY, I GOT THIS "BRILLIANT" IDEA. I'D GO TO SOUTH COAST PLAZA (BAD, BAD IDEA!!) AND GET THE "MRS" A LITTLE "GET WELL" PRESENT. I FIGURED I'D SPEND $100.00 MAYBE AT THE MOST $200.00 AND LIFE WOULD BE GOOD ONCE AGAIN!! I KNOW ... A PAIR OF "JIMMY CHOO" SHOES WOULD PERK HER RIGHT UP (REALLY BAD CHOICE AGAIN!!). AS I STROLLED INTO THE "JIMMY CHOO" SHOP I ASKED MYSELF ... "SELF, WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE??!! BEFORE I KNEW IT ... I HAD SPENT $995.00 ON A PAIR OF SHOES!!!! ... YUP ... $995.00. THE ONLY REASON I DIDN'T SPEND MORE WAS THAT I TOLD THE SALES LADY NOT TO BRING ME A PAIR OF SHOES THAT COST OVER A $xxxx.00 DOLLARS ... AND SHE DIDN'T ... ONLY $995.00. NEEDLESS TO SAY ... THE "MRS" WOKE UP FROM HER "FUNK" BUT NOW I'M IN A BIGGER ONE. I NEED YOU TO HELP TO GET ME OUT OF MY "FUNK". I COULD HAVE GOTTEN A 55" VIZIO LCD "BIG SCREEN" FOR MY MONEY. YES, THE "MRS." WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE IN THE "DUMPS" ... BUT I'D SURELY BE HAPPIER!! FELLAS ... TAKE IT FROM ME - BUY A VIZIO INSTEAD!!
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RESOLUTION ........................... xxxx x xxxx PIXELS
COLORS .................................... 1.06 BILLION
REFRESH RATE ........................ 120 HZ
CONTRAST RATIO ................... 100,000:1
WARRANTY .............................. 1 YEAR DEFECTIVE WARRANTY
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