Vizio - The Vizio Craig's Lister & The Elephant ... What's Up Here???? in City of Industry, California For Sale

ONE DAY A CRAIG'S LISTER THAT SELLS VIZIO HDTV'S WAS SITTING IN THE CLASSROOM WHEN THE TEACHER ASKS ... "CAN ANYBODY NAME AN ANIMAL THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER "E"? THE CRAIG'S LISTER RAISES HIS HAND WILDLY AND SAYS "ELEPHANT."
THE TEACHER SMILES AT THE CRAIG'S LISTER AND THEN SAYS ... CAN ANYBODY NAME AN ANIMAL THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER "T"? THE CRAIG'S LISTER QUICKLY RAISES HIS HAND AND "BLURTS" OUT "TWO ELEPHANTS!"
THE ANNOYED TEACHER QUICKLY SENDS THE CRAIG'S LISTER OUT OF THE CLASSROOM FOR BAD BEHAVIOR. AFTER THAT, THE TEACHER ASKS ... CAN ANYBODY NAME AN ANIMAL THAT BEGINS WITH THE LETTER "M?"
THE CRAIG'S LISTER SHOUTS OUT FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL ... "MAYBE AN ELEPHANT!"
OK! OK!! HORRIBLE JOKE. HOWEVER, MANY OF THESE CRAIG'S LISTERS THAT SELL HDTV'S SHOULD LEARN A LESSON FROM THIS SHORT TALE. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU "BLURT" OUT IN YOUR ADS. THE DAYS OF SHORT 3 OR 6 MONTH WARRANTIES IS LONG GONE. GIVE YOUR CUSTOMERS WHAT THEY DESERVE ... GIVE THEM A 1 YEAR DEFECTIVE WARRANTY THAT WILL TRULY PROTECT THEM!!
I HAVE A WAREHOUSE WITH APPROX. 400 SAMSUNG, VIZIO, SONY, SHARP & JVC HDTV'S. ALL MY SETS ARE EITHER OVERSTOCKED, RECERTIFIED, CUSTOMER RETURNED OR REFURBISHED SETS THAT HAVE BEEN TESTED AND INSPECTED TO THE HIGHEST OF STANDARDS. ALL MY SETS ARE BACKED WITH A FULL 1 YEAR DEFECTIVE WARRANTY.
NEVER PAY RETAILS PRICES FOR YOUR HDTV NEEDS EVER AGAIN. NEVER PAY E-WASTE (DISPOSAL) FEES EVER AGAIN. NEVER GET STUCK WITH A SHORT 3 OR 6 MONTH WARRANTY EVER AGAIN.
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