Vizio - The Tortoise & The Hare ... Who Will Win The Race? - Huh?! - in City of Industry, California For Sale

ONCE UPON A TIME A HARE WAS BOASTING OF HIS SPEED BEFORE THE OTHER ANIMALS OF THE FOREST. "I HAVE NEVER BEEN BEATEN," SAID HE. "I CHALLENGE ANYONE HERE TO A RACE WITH ME!"
THE TORTOISE SAID QUIETLY, "I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE."
"THAT IS A JOKE," SAID THE HARE. "I COULD DANCE AROUND YOU ALL THE WAY."
"KEEP YOUR BOASTING UNTIL YOU'VE BEATEN ME" ANSWERED THE TORTOISE. "SHALL WE RACE?"
SO A COURSE WAS FIXED AND A START WAS MADE. THE HARE DARTED OUT OF SIGHT AT ONCE, BUT SOON STOPPED WHEN HE FOUND A VIZIO 55" LED (MODEL NO. M550SV) WITH FULL INTERNET APPS. IN A LARGE FIELD. THE HARE QUICKLY WENT ONLINE AND DOWNLOADED HIS FAVORITE DISNEY CLASSIC "WINNIE-THE-POOH" WITH ALL HIS FAVORITE CHARACTERS. USING THE VIZIO QWERTY KEYPAD, THE HARE FOUND IT A "BREEZE" TO ALSO DOWNLOAD HIS FAVORITE MUSIC AND CHANGE HIS STATUS ON FACEBOOK. THE HARE BECAME SO ENTHRALLED WITH THIS VIZIO 55" LED HDTV WITH INTERNET APPS. HE NEVER SAW THE TORTOISE CREEP BY HIM. THE TORTOISE PLODDED ON AND PLODDED ON, AND WHEN THE HARE REALIZED HE HAD SPENT HOURS UPON HOURS ON THIS FASCINATING HDTV, HE SAW THE TORTOISE NEARING THE FINISH LINE, AND HE COULD NOT CATCH UP IN TIME TO SAVE THE RACE.
NOW ... THERE IS NO REAL MORAL TO THIS STORY LIKE USUAL ... HOWEVER, WHO PUT THAT VIZIO OUT IN THE FIELD WHERE THEY KNEW THE HARE WOULD SEE IT?? HERE ARE LIKELY SUSPECTS ... YOU CHOOSE!!
1. DID THE TORTOISE PUT THE VIZIO OUT IN THE FIELD BEFORE THE RACE?? HE DID EXCUSE HIMSELF JUST BEFORE THE RACE (HE SAID HE HAD TO GO THE BATHROOM!!)
2. THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST PUT IT THERE. (OOPS!! WRONG FAIRY TALE)
3. WINNIE THE POOH STUCK IT THERE (HIS RATINGS HAD DROPPED AND IT WAS SWEEPS NIGHT)
4. IT WAS ME!! MARSHALL (I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT AN ENDING TO THIS LOUSY STORY!!) (OK!! YOU CAUGHT ME!!)
BELOW IS A BRIEF RECAP OF THE VIZIO M550SV LED
MODEL ................................... M550SV LED
RESOLUTION ........................ xxxx x xxxx PIXELS
COLORS ................................ 1.06 BILLION
CONTRAST RATIO ................ 2,000,000:1
REFRESH RATE .................... 240 HZ
PRICE ************** $650.00 **************
FEEL FREE TO CALL ME FOR ALL YOUR VIZIO NEEDS. OK, OK .... NOT THE BEST OF STORIES TODAY ... I GUESS I'M JUST LIKE THE HARE ... YOU CAN'T WIN THEM ALL!!!!
(626) 536-xxxx MARSHALL