Vizio - Really!! Come On!! How Hard Can Housework Really Be?! Pt. 1 in City of Industry, California For Sale

OK FELLAS ... I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I'M GETTING A BIT TIRED OF THE "LITTLE LADY" TELLING ME HOW TIRED SHE IS AFTER "TAKING CARE" OF THE HOUSE. COME ON!!! HOW HARD CAN IT BE?? I'LL SHOW HER ... SHE HAD TO RUN SOME ERRANDS SO I'LL SURPRISE HER AND DO THE LAUNDRY!! SHE'LL BE SO HAPPY ... MAYBE I'LL GET LUCKY TONIGHT!!! (OK ... MAYBE NOT THAT LUCKY!!) BUT HERE IT GOES.
NOW, LET ME SEE ... OK IF I JUST PUT MY PILE OF CLOTHES HERE AND POUR SOME LAUNDRY SOAP THERE, AND PUT THE TEMPERATURE ON HOT WITH HOT RINSE EVERYTHING SHOULD COME OUT "SPARKLING CLEAN!!" HOW HARD CAN THAT BE??!!
OK ... NOW SEE - IF I PUT THE DRYER ON HOT/COTTON STURDY EVERYTHING WILL DRY QUICKLY AND I'LL BE DONE BEFORE THE "LITTLE LADY" EVEN GETS HOME. SEE THERE ... EVERYTHING IS DONE, CLOTHES ARE NICE AND WARM AND EVERYTHING IS .... YIKES!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHY IS EVERYTHING PINK???!!! MY FAVORITE WHITE SWEATSHIRT IS A SHADE OF PINK!!! MY BASKETBALL SOCKS ARE PINK!! GUYS ARE GOING TO LAUGH AT ME AT THE GYM!! WHY HAS MY FAVORITE SWEATER SHRUNK??!! I CAN'T TELL WHERE I PUT MY ARMS AND WHERE I PUT MY HEAD IN!!! ON NO... WHAT HAS THIS CRAZY WASHING MACHINE DONE??!! IT CAN'T BE ME!! THINK MARSHALL ... WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??!! I KNOW I'LL JUST TAKE HER SHOPPING AND TELL HER I'M GOING TO GIVE HER, HER CHRISTMAS PRESENT EARLY!! THAT'S IT A SHOPPING SPREE!! (OH NO ... WHAT HAVE I DONE??!!) DOING THE LAUNDRY MUST BE THE HARDEST ... VACUUMING MUST BE EASIER!!
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