Vizio - A Park Bench, A Park & An Old Man ... What's Going On Here??! in City of Industry, California For Sale

ONE DAY I WAS WALKING IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD PARK WHEN I SAW AN OLD MAN SITTING ON ONE OF THE PARK'S BENCHES SOBBING. I HAD SEEN THIS MAN MANY TIMES BEFORE IN THE PARK BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMED CHEERFUL AND HAPPY. I STOPPED AND ASKED HIM WHAT WAS WRONG AND IF THERE WAS ANYTHING I COULD DO TO HELP.
HE TOLD ME ... "I HAVE A 23 YEAR OLD WIFE AT HOME. SHE RUBS MY BACK EVERY MORNING AND THEN GETS UP AND MAKES ME EGGS, PANCAKES, SAUSAGE AND FRESHLY GROUND COFFEE."
I STATED ... "WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT ... WHY ARE YOU CRYING?"
HE ADDED ... "SHE MAKES ME HOMEMADE PASTA FOR LUNCH AND MY FAVORITE SANDWICHES, CLEANS THE HOUSE AND THEN WATCHES MY FAVORITE SPORTS CHANNELS WITH ME FOR THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON."
I SHOUTED ... "WHY ARE YOU CRYING? YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TO HAVE SUCH A LADY!"
HE SAID ... "FOR DINNER SHE MAKES ME MY FAVORITE MEALS AND MY FAVORITE DESSERTS AND THEN WE CUDDLE 'TILL EARLY DAWN."
I ASKED ... "WELL THEN, WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU BE SITTING ON A PARK BENCH CRYING YOUR EYES OUT?? YOU SHOULD BE JUMPING FOR JOY!!"
HE REPLIED ... "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!"
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