Vizio - A Blonde & Her Helicopter Instructions ... What's This About? in City of Industry, California For Sale

A BLONDE WAS TAKING HELICOPTER LESSONS. THE INSTRUCTOR SAID "I'LL RADIO YOU EVERY xxxx FEET TO SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING."
AT xxxx FEET, THE INSTRUCTOR RADIOED HER AND SAID SHE WAS DOING GREAT. AT xxxx FEET, HE SAID SHE WAS STILL DOING GREAT.
RIGHT BEFORE SHE GOT TO xxxx FEET, THE PROPELLER STOPPED AND SHE TWIRLED TO THE GROUND. THE INSTRUCTOR RAN TO WHERE SHE CRASH LANDED AND PULLED HER OUT OF THE HELICOPTER. "WHAT WENT WRONG?" HE ASKED.
THE BLONDE SAID, "AT xxxx FEET, I STARTED TO GET COLD, SO I TURNED THE BIG FAN OFF!"
I KNOW, I KNOW .... TERRIBLE JOKE!! HERE IS A BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF A VIZIO HDTV I HAVE IN MY INVENTORY.
MODEL ............................................... XVT553SV
RESOLUTION ..................................... xxxx x xxxx PIXELS
COLORS .............................................. 1.06 BILLION
CONTRAST RATIO ............................. 10,000,000:1
REFRESH RATE .................................. 240 HZ
INTERNET APPS ................................ YES
WARRANTY ....................................... 1 YEAR DEFECTIVE WARRANTY
PRICE *********** $700.00 *************
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