Vizio - The Millionaire, A Cat, A Rat & A Vizio - Huh?! Model E320VL! in City of Industry, California For Sale

ONCE THERE WAS A MILLIONAIRE THAT HAD SO MUCH MONEY HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH ALL OF IT. ONE DAY WHILE HE WAS SITTING ON TOP OF THE HILL HE OWNED HE SAW A CAT, A RAT, AND A VIZIO HDTV SITTING IN A CIRCLE. OK ... OK (I KNOW A TALKING VIZIO??). THE OLD MILLIONAIRE THOUGHT TO HIMSELF AND SAID ... I'M GOING TO FIND OUT WHO IS THE NICEST OUT OF THE THREE AND THE WINNER WILL GET A MILLION DOLLARS". OK ... OK (WHAT'S A VIZIO HDTV GOING TO DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS??).
SO THE MILLIONAIRE CHANGED HIMSELF INTO A BEGGAR AND CLIMBED DOWN FROM HIS HILL TO WHERE THE THREE FRIENDS WERE SITTING. "PLEASE HELP ME" HE SAID TO THEM. "I'M VERY HUNGRY". "OH, WHAT A POOR OLD BEGGAR" THEY SAID AND WENT HURRYING TO FIND SOME FOOD FOR THE OLD BEGGAR. THE CAT BROUGHT BACK SOME FRUIT. THE RAT BROUGHT BACK A "HUNK" OF CHEESE. BUT THE VIZIO COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING FOR THE BEGGAR TO EAT. "OH MY, OH MY" SAID THE VIZIO HDTV ... "WHAT SHALL I DO?" BUT JUST THEN HE GOT AN IDEA. THE VIZIO LCD SAID TO HIS TWO FRIENDS "YOU BOTH BROUGHT BACK WONDERFUL FOOD FOR THIS NICE BEGGAR BUT I COULDN'T FIND ANYTHING TO BRING BACK SO ... THE NEXT TOWN WE COME TO MR. BEGGAR I WOULD LIKE YOU TO SELL ME TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER IN THE VILLAGE AND YOU CAN BUY ALL THE FOOD YOU NEED".
"YOU ARE VERY KIND" SAID THE OLD BEGGAR "BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT". SUDDENLY THE OLD BEGGAR TRANSFORMED HIMSELF BACK INTO THE MILLIONAIRE HE TRULY WAS. "ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN SO KIND BUT MR. VIZIO YOU ARE THE KINDEST OF ALL ... AND FOR THAT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A MILLION DOLLARS!" THE MORAL OF THIS "WEIRD STORY IS:
1. I GUESS I'LL NEVER WIN A MILLION DOLLARS ... I WOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THE BUM ANYTHING!!
2. WHO EVER HEARD OF A TALKING VIZIO ANYWAYS .... YOU DID IF YOU'VE READ THIS FAR!!
3. LASTLY!! ...... THEIR AIN'T NO!!!! MORAL TO THIS CRAZY STORY ... JUST BUY MY VIZIO'S!!!!
MODEL ....................................................... E320VL
RESOLUTION ............................................ xxxx x 768 PIXELS
COLORS .................................................... 1.06 BILLION
CONTRAST RATIO .....................................100,000:1
PRICE ********************$180.00 ********************
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